Didn't manage to turn up for class bbq,
the rain was freakingly heavy and jo, del and me got stuck D:
so waited for the rain to stop by then it was lateeeeeee.
urgh D:

St James was decent fun and dance,
isaac got freakkinggg high.

its raining now and all i need is a cup of mcflurry to complete this mood that im having.

> A lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
> The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are dumb that he could get
> over on them, easy.
>
> So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The
> Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines,
> and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the
> game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
> answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the
> answer, I will pay you $500, he says..
>
> This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he
> agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
> the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Chinese doesn't say a
> word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it
> to thelawyer.
>
> Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill
> with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop
> and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails
> to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of
> searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him
> $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The
> lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up
> and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
> with four?"
>
> The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back
> to sleep.
>
> Don't mess with Chinese.